Southern California Renaissance Pleasure Faire
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RPFS is the original Renaissance faire, dating back in ancient history, before the begining of time.
It is staffed by an assortment of fools, beggars, rif-raf and reprobates, each one more concited than the last.
It's one redeeming value is that it has launched the careers of many substance abuse clinics throughout Southern California.
Located in Irwindale, it has been hosted by several cities, most recently Devore, and before that, Agoura. They've been kicked out of every home they have had so far, and hold on to the Irwindale lease by a slender thread.
The food is rich enough to kill you, the women barely wear anything at all, and if you don't know how to handle a sword, you take your life in your hands by walking the streets.
The entertainments should be restricted to being produced by shadowy production companies in rented warehouses in Van Nuys.
To sum up, greed, leachery, glutony, debauchery and avarice, all in one convinent location. And then there's the naughty bits...
I love it.
